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[euphoriant]

[you're all surrounded by butts now.

the butts are you.]

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[antiheroes]

[A GENTLEMAN NEVER PUSHES A LADY AWAY but he will stare very pointedly at her.]

Johanna, dear. Have I ever told you about my personal boundaries? Because I feel now is the time to review them.

[suckers]

[ She pouts and leans on him anyway. ]

You're my best friend, we have no boundaries.

[antiheroes]

Cavemen have no boundaries. We, as civilized people, have boundaries. They're called "refrain from placing your cleavage on my person" boundaries.

[Still letting her lean on him, though.]

[suckers]

[ Johanna stares and just starts clinging to him, letting out a low hum. ]

I suppose.

How are you then? You and...Aimee, too, I guess or have you still gotten no where with her?

[antiheroes]

I am glad to report I am well, and so is my special little toxic snowflake. As delightful as I'm sure sharing details would be, I am not going to discuss the intricacy of all the bases we've touched in the presence of your ill-conceived mind.

[aka: zilch.]

[suckers]

Nothing, still? [ Johanna smiles a bit and leans on him too much again. ]

We could make her jealous.

[antiheroes]

It takes time to achieve perfection, love.

[Nope nope, going to be ungentlemanly and push her away a little bit.]

As charming as that idea sounds, I'm afraid I shall have to decline.

[suckers]

[ Johanna frowns and wraps her arms around him, smiling. ]

Come on we're a very believable couple. I mean it, she isn't the type to lose her mind at this type of stuff but it'll be clearly evident you like her.

[antiheroes]

[See this look? This is a frown of disapproval, Johanna.]

Yes, clearly. Participating in sloppy make outs with my childhood friend should make my affection for her crystal clear, and of course not lead her to believe I'm enamored with you. Of course.

[suckers]

Is there something wrong with being enamored with me?

[ She's smirking again, GIVE HER ALL THE DISAPPROVAL YOU WANT REALLY.] You're acting like you're together already, you're single Durden, it will show her that you're available to other women and could go away at any opportunity.

[antiheroes]

Well, for one, it would be very much like being enamored with a relative. See?

[She is getting so much disapproval right now.] On the contrary, I believe it will show her I have yet to give up on my Casanova ways and will go just as easily should we ever engage in a romance.

[suckers]

[ She's already softening up a little and moving away from him at the being enamored with a relative part. Thanks. ]

...mmn.

[ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. I THINK. ]

[antiheroes]

[SUCCESS but he knows that mmn. Oh noooo.]

Is something the matter, love?

[suckers]

[ She isn't even a bit sharp or angry, just soft spoken and shakes her head. ]

No. I'm fine, why do you ask?

[antiheroes]

Shall I start with your tone, or the fact that you have unlatched yourself from my person?

[suckers]

[She stares awhile and lets go, wiping off her skirt and sighing.]

You shouldn't start with anything.

[antiheroes]

[Frowns.] But it is of utmost importance that I start somewhere, dear.

[suckers]

[Glares and crosses her arms, moving away from him.] Go chase after your future wife or something, leave me alone.

[antiheroes]

My, my. You're quit to have me tie the knot. [Staring at her very sternly now.] Honestly, you seem upset.

[suckers]

I bet it's crossed your mind over the year or so you've known her, that's how you act around her, a school boy armed with fantasies.

[She cocks a brow and shakes her head.] Not in the least.

[antiheroes]

Oh, I can assure you my fantasies are much less committed than that awful act of which you speak. [Nope.]

Are you certain? You're not very good at this folly.

[suckers]

Sure they are, I know who you are with people you really like.

[She turns her head away, doesn't even address him. YEP SHE'S SUCH A GOOD LIAR.]

[antiheroes]

A charming suitor, no? [DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS HIMSELF.]

Johanna, darling, your mood is showing.

[suckers]

Not at all.

[Completely deadpan now, she just sighs.] You don't really care to improve it.

[antiheroes]

What a rude thing to say.

[Frowns, just a little.] Now, have some faith in me.

[suckers]

[She pauses for a little and nods.] Alright, I will. There's nothing you can do about it though.

[antiheroes]

And why would that be? Refrain from telling me you are destined to die tragically of some unknown illness and we are now subjects of a Lifetime movie as a legitimate reason.

[suckers]

[She laughs, just a little bit and scoots towards him again.] Mmn...because Akuji you usually just make situations such as these worse.

[antiheroes]

Oh? Is that so? ["""Smiles""" at that.] Your brutal honesty wounds my fragile heart, dear.