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[euphoriant]

[you're all surrounded by butts now.

the butts are you.]

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[suckers]

Is there something wrong with being enamored with me?

[ She's smirking again, GIVE HER ALL THE DISAPPROVAL YOU WANT REALLY.] You're acting like you're together already, you're single Durden, it will show her that you're available to other women and could go away at any opportunity.

[antiheroes]

Well, for one, it would be very much like being enamored with a relative. See?

[She is getting so much disapproval right now.] On the contrary, I believe it will show her I have yet to give up on my Casanova ways and will go just as easily should we ever engage in a romance.

[suckers]

[ She's already softening up a little and moving away from him at the being enamored with a relative part. Thanks. ]

...mmn.

[ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. I THINK. ]

[antiheroes]

[SUCCESS but he knows that mmn. Oh noooo.]

Is something the matter, love?

[suckers]

[ She isn't even a bit sharp or angry, just soft spoken and shakes her head. ]

No. I'm fine, why do you ask?

[antiheroes]

Shall I start with your tone, or the fact that you have unlatched yourself from my person?

[suckers]

[She stares awhile and lets go, wiping off her skirt and sighing.]

You shouldn't start with anything.

[antiheroes]

[Frowns.] But it is of utmost importance that I start somewhere, dear.

[suckers]

[Glares and crosses her arms, moving away from him.] Go chase after your future wife or something, leave me alone.

[antiheroes]

My, my. You're quit to have me tie the knot. [Staring at her very sternly now.] Honestly, you seem upset.

[suckers]

I bet it's crossed your mind over the year or so you've known her, that's how you act around her, a school boy armed with fantasies.

[She cocks a brow and shakes her head.] Not in the least.

[antiheroes]

Oh, I can assure you my fantasies are much less committed than that awful act of which you speak. [Nope.]

Are you certain? You're not very good at this folly.

[suckers]

Sure they are, I know who you are with people you really like.

[She turns her head away, doesn't even address him. YEP SHE'S SUCH A GOOD LIAR.]

[antiheroes]

A charming suitor, no? [DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS HIMSELF.]

Johanna, darling, your mood is showing.

[suckers]

Not at all.

[Completely deadpan now, she just sighs.] You don't really care to improve it.

[antiheroes]

What a rude thing to say.

[Frowns, just a little.] Now, have some faith in me.

[suckers]

[She pauses for a little and nods.] Alright, I will. There's nothing you can do about it though.

[antiheroes]

And why would that be? Refrain from telling me you are destined to die tragically of some unknown illness and we are now subjects of a Lifetime movie as a legitimate reason.

[suckers]

[She laughs, just a little bit and scoots towards him again.] Mmn...because Akuji you usually just make situations such as these worse.

[antiheroes]

Oh? Is that so? ["""Smiles""" at that.] Your brutal honesty wounds my fragile heart, dear.