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[euphoriant]

[you're all surrounded by butts now.

the butts are you.]

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[suckers]

I bet it's crossed your mind over the year or so you've known her, that's how you act around her, a school boy armed with fantasies.

[She cocks a brow and shakes her head.] Not in the least.

[antiheroes]

Oh, I can assure you my fantasies are much less committed than that awful act of which you speak. [Nope.]

Are you certain? You're not very good at this folly.

[suckers]

Sure they are, I know who you are with people you really like.

[She turns her head away, doesn't even address him. YEP SHE'S SUCH A GOOD LIAR.]

[antiheroes]

A charming suitor, no? [DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS HIMSELF.]

Johanna, darling, your mood is showing.

[suckers]

Not at all.

[Completely deadpan now, she just sighs.] You don't really care to improve it.

[antiheroes]

What a rude thing to say.

[Frowns, just a little.] Now, have some faith in me.

[suckers]

[She pauses for a little and nods.] Alright, I will. There's nothing you can do about it though.

[antiheroes]

And why would that be? Refrain from telling me you are destined to die tragically of some unknown illness and we are now subjects of a Lifetime movie as a legitimate reason.

[suckers]

[She laughs, just a little bit and scoots towards him again.] Mmn...because Akuji you usually just make situations such as these worse.

[antiheroes]

Oh? Is that so? ["""Smiles""" at that.] Your brutal honesty wounds my fragile heart, dear.