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[euphoriant]

[you're all surrounded by butts now.

the butts are you.]

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[snarked]

[ ALL ALONE.

WITH NO ONE HERE.

BESIDE HIM. ]

[redrafts]

[SLIDES IN.

RIGHT BESIDE HIM.

8))))]

[snarked]

[ABEL YOU'RE NOT CREEPY STOP TRYING.

ASSHOLE.

:|]

Oh, I was wondering where you were.

[redrafts]

I was looking for nachos. There weren't any.

[POUTING LIKE IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE THING.]

[snarked]

There's...other types of chips and...yeah nobody eats junk around here. Maybe there's pizza or something.

[HE ROLLS HIS EYES AT HIM and then leans on him because this is kind of BORING.]

[redrafts]

Maybe there were nachos before and Durden threw them all out on one of his crazy health fits, geeze. I bet we'll find pizza and it's all vegan cheese and broccoli.

[Sighs dramatically, letting him lean on him. This suuucks.]

[snarked]

It isn't just us here, he wouldn't do that. Where is he though anyway?

[OH ABEL BEING HEALTHY ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD. Seth gives him something to drink and the unhealthiest chips at the party.]

Go on, eat.

[redrafts]

Noooooo idea. We'll probably bump into him scrubbing the toilets or something soon enough.

[IT IS FOR HIM he needs all that grease and sugar to keep him going okay. Now watch him devour that drink and those chips in less than a minute, yep.]

[snarked]

Maybe, he hasn't been talking to me much lately.

[Seth sighs and grabs his hand when he's finished eating, mumbling.] Come on, let's go find a pizza for you.

[redrafts]

Eeeh, he's probably just busy trying to keep his cousin from giving him another chastity ring. You worry too much, queer.

[Following him ye ye. A promise of pizza is always worth it.] It better have chorizo. Or bacon. Or both.

[snarked]

I'm not worried, Nathaniel can do what he likes.

[He hands him a pizza with bacon.] There you go Abel. See, there's junk food if you look around.

[redrafts]

Suuuure you aren't. You're just mildly preoccupied, right?

[Takes a huge bite out of it. Proceeds to chew with his mouth open.] Mhmmmmm.

[snarked]

I'm not that either, it's fine if Nathaniel doesn't talk to me, he just...usually does.

[Watches him, not eating anything himself, just cocking a brow while he chews. Abel. Please.]

[redrafts]

I'm sure he'll be all over you soon, clingy mister.

[Takes another bite, then rips off the top crust and waves it at Seth's face. THIS IS AN OFFERING, TAKE IT.]

[snarked]

[He takes it, he's not opposed to eating, just bored and groans.] I'm not clingy, I told you, I don't care what he does.

[redrafts]

Keep telling yourself that, Seth. Geeeeze.

[Finishes his pizza, and proceeds to drag Seth to the next table. There are shots over there, man. Shots.]